Japanese school girls

f you’ve seen Austin Powers Goldmember recently then let me confirm that Japanese school girls really do look like that! Cute plaits, Barbie make-up and Hello Kitty school back packs – you can forget school disco – these girls beat every man’s wildest fantasy especially for business men where, sadly, school girl pornography is in big demand.
The uniform comes in two styles;
1) A navy uniform complete with sailor collar, hat and gloves, or,
2) The big sock variety. Practically drowned in a big blue blazer which swamps them – girls wear outrageously short mini-pleated skirts that barely cover their modesty, tight white shirts and neck ties.
You could almost call them the Asian equivalent of Britney Spears – fluffy hair clips n’ all but only better as the whole ensemble isn’t complete however, without very big, dazzling white and fantastically chunky white socks.

Socks which are so big that if pulled up to full capacity – could easily reach the top of Tokyo Tower!
They are instead, slouched down creating a chunky layered effect just below the knee which are then held in place by sock glue. Oh yes! You read that last bit right! The Japanese think of everything…including sock glue! In fact, body glue is extremely popular here in Hello Kitty land. Its used for everything from sock glue to shoulder glue. The glue keeps shoulder bags perfectly in place across the shoulders whilst also serving a double function in making a good preventative measure against anyone trying to steal their Lois Vuitton handbag. Incidentally, Lois Vuitton launched their new range last week and the store was packed full with hundreds of Japanese girls (boyfriend in tow) ready to snap up the latest design.
Vast quantities of boyfriend’s cash (I love this country!!) was handed over and it got pretty ugly at one point as bags started to sell out at a rapid rate.
‘Get your Lois Vuitton purses at the ready girls – it’s handbags at dawn’!

So back to glue (crikey! I can`t believe I’ve rambled on